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THIS IS A QUALITY BLOG POST

Hey!

This sure is quality, ain't it?

Okay, no it ain't.

But still.

Someone's gotta do it, right?

Right?

...

Sigh.

You know, it all started back when I was a wee small boy. My father always thought I was a failure. He always told me that people were going to roll over me. My mother wasn't much different either, always putting her fingers like an L on her forehead. All my friends, behind my back would say "He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?" I got depressed, and I just lived my life, walking the streets, following the rules. Never did anything out of line.

Then, one day, it all changed. A man came out of an alley way, and asked what was wrong. I told him everything, and he comforted me, and told me the one thing I will never forget- What's wrong with taking the back streets?

So I ran away from home. Never looked back. And you know what? It worked.

Now, as an adult, I felt so much happier, I just needed to sing.

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an L on her forehead...

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