Are you ready for Dolan?
- Cam 1: Entrance
- Cam 2: Restrooms
- Cam 3: Show Stage
- Cam 4: Party Room
- Cam 5: Gooby Plz Cove
- Cam 6: The Office Exit
Phone Calls Edit
Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that dumpster before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be very overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about,oh,did i say nothing? scrap that,i meant everything to worry about Uh, you'll do acceptably fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first day. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm forced to read. Uh, it's kind of a illegal thing, you know,to force employee to read it with a gun next to him aiming at him, theres one next to me right now... Um, "Welcome to Dolan ducks Pizzeria . A supposedly magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fears and horrors come to life. dolan Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person,but mostly more people get injured here than any property. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 1337 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned of blood and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced,and any evidence have been destroyed.”
Blah blah blah,same old stuff, now that sound terrible, I know, so there's a lot to worry about. Uh, the animalolnic characters here do get a bit weird at night, but do I blame them? yes.So, remember, these characters supposedly hold a special place in the hearts of children for some reason and so we need to show them some respect but…well,id say don’t respect them…their killer robots.
Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '69. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without any arm or legs..., you know?
now,thats all cleared up,you might notice the doors with buttons on it,we installed them after the guard before me…well…”moved on to something else”…oh,you might have guessed that he…died…gulp,why do they kill you? well,they might not see you as a human as night for some reason,but rather a…lets say,a *static* ,they will *static* you to death,literally,but don’t worry,with these for-some-reason-drains-power-when-closed doors,you can keep them out,we also installed light so…you can see if their gone yet…
well,um…thats it for now…talk to you later!
Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to the second night! , uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since dolan and his bros tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know…even though you can’t multitask so you probably can’t do anything... Uh… Interestingly good enough, Dolan himself doesn't come off stage very often,and thats good,but I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few micro-seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger,except for being forcefully *static* of course. Also, check on the curtain in the gooby pls cove from time to time. The character,gooby in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched,i mean,thats creepy,I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you don’t have anything under control,but thats not my problem Uh, talk to you soon….
(mumbling) if you survive...
Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died- nah they definitely died,probably ,but don’t tell the boss that i told you this ok? Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight,but go! you can do it! yay or something…nah you’ll die anyway...
Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a dolan suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume,they-they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into into your eye sockets and stuff some wirings into your nostril and... I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught,so I’m gonna tell you a strategy: whenever you see an lolnimatronic on the door and you close it…thats it,what,you expect something else? too bad. Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it.
See you on the other side.