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Main Rules Of Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria (Collaborative project)

EVERYONE MAKE A RULE,AND IT SHALL BE ADDED HERE. (Similar to Rules Of The Internet [Kind of explicit].)

1. The cupcake isn't edible. Don't bother.

2. If you receive a phone call late at night, answer it.

3. Once you've sat down for your night shift, you are not allowed to move.

4. Chica is a chicken, not a duck.

5. The only rule you need to follow is rule 6.

6. The only rule you need to follow is rule 5.

7. DO NOT FOLLOW RULE 7. DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW RULE 7. I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW RULE 7 YOU STUPID FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I HAVE A FUCKING FAMILY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

8. Whatever you do, do not touch the paper cutouts. It took us a week to scrape down the remains of the last guy who did this. We're seriously considering contacting the SCP Foundation.

9. Screw you there's no real order for rules. And that's gonna be rule 9.

10. Don't put the pineapple on the pizza.

11. The only true canon fnaf ship is Purple guy X Phone guy, also known as "Keeping it PG".

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25. Do not fucking poop on the floor what the fuck.

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34. Haha, F*** no. Just no. Not judging if your into that stuff but no.

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39. The Emoji movie trailer is shit and you know it. Any positive comment about that damn movie will result in you being fired and stuffed into a goddamn suit one of these day i swear.      -Thank you,Management.

40. Wait nevermind ignore that last bit.    -Thank you,Management.

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48. Do not refer to the purple fuck as "Vincent". Not anymore.

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51. Do not refer to the phone fuck as "Phoner Boner Loner Stoner Moaner Toaster Gaster Blaster Plaster Matter Hatter Master 2017".

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63. Mangle is a fucking yes. Not a man, not a woman. A yes. They don't even have genders anyway why are we still discussing this like seriously.

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101.  No fanfiction beyond this point. Write that shit on Deviantart, not in our Pizzeria.

102. But it's my burden to bear, Samewise Gamgee!

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107. Please stop calling the Animatronics "Pieces of shits".

108. Please stop calling the Animatronics "Pizza shits".

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128. Do not draw crude looking explicit pictures of the Animatronics and try to put them on the walls and pass them off as children's paintings.

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156. Do not put laxatives into the pizza and state that "The Pizza Killa" did it. We know that you did this you purple fuck.

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198. Murdering children is frowned upon. Try to not do it.

199. Murdering 5 children is seriously fucked up.

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