FANDOM


Last time in DA LORD OF DA BACON: Jarl and Rebun met Báecol. K

Now:

The scene begins with a group of Baco-Nai marching across the plain with two hobbits bound to two of the Baco-Nai's backs... They appear to be FuzzyFuzzbear and Night guard of FNaF1234. Night Guard tries to call Fuzzy who is unconscious

"Fuzzy! Fuzzy!" Night Guard says but he gets no response

Suddenly the Baco-Nau stop

"What is it? What bacon do you smell?"

"BACON FLESH"

"Ddefinitivo..." Night Guard says quietly

"They've picked up our trail! Let's move!"

The Baco-Nai begin to move again this time faster

Night Guard tries to reach his Bacon Brooch with his teeth trying to pull it off... He pulls it off as it falls on the ground

The scene then follows with Ddefinitivo pressing his head to the ground listening to the pace of the footsteops

"Their pace has quickened, they must have caught our bacon smell. Hurry!" Ddefinitivo says as he begins running

"Come on Demo!" SalamanderCmndr says as he keeps running

Good Demopan stops running as he pauses for a bit huffing

"Three bacon days, and nights... We've been running... With no food and no rest..." Good Demopan says as he then continues running

The three keep running when they notice the Bacon Brooch as Ddefinitivo picks it up

"They may still be ungrilled and alive" SalamanderCmndr says

"Less than a bacon day ahead of us... Come!" Ddefinitivo says as he begins running again

"Come Demo! We are gaining on them!"

"I am wasted on Cross-Country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!" Good Demopan says panting

Ddefinitivo then stops and looks forward

"Rohan, land of the bacon-horse-overlords... There is something strange going on here, something evil gives speed to these bacon creatures." Ddefinitivo says

SalamanderCmndr walks up a rock and looks

"Salamander, what do your elven eyes see?"

SalamanderCmndr looks up

"The bacons turn northeast. THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO BACONGARD! GARD GARD GARD GARD"

"Bacon666" Ddefinitivo says quietly

TO BE CONTINUED

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.