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Okay, the last blog post I made explained that I have a girlfriend named Rosie Palms. And in case you didn't get it...

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!

Yep, you read that right. Rosie Palms does not exist. She is the oldest masturbation pun in the book.

The reason I made this is because people on this Wiki were bragging about their partners like fucking trophies, and this upset my friend Yommiao, so I decided to make a joke blog post to cheer her up.

But a day later, I learned that satire is dead. And so is this joke.

Look, I understand if you love your partner. I can understand that. BUT PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS LOVELY IN THIS REALM, PLEASE DO NOT BRAG ABOUT THEM ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!! OFF-MENTIONS ARE FINE, BUT BRAGGING ABOUT THESE THINGS WILL UNFORTUNATELY LOWER THE HOPE OF SOME DEPRESSED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

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