HI, GUYS!!!! I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE GOOD NEWS FOR ME!!!!!
I have found the love of my life five minutes ago. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on. She is like a beautiful rose.
Her name is Rosie Palms, and I love her, and she loves me. It is true romance, like Romeo and Juliet, although after a few days, Juliet pretended to kill herself, which made Romeo kill himself, which made Juliet kill herself...
ANYWAYS, I am in a relationship, just like every decent human being. If you are not in a relationship, you are not a decent human being, and you should consider leaving this world. You don't belong here, you filthy scum.
HERE IS AN IRL PICTURE OF OUR LOVE!!!!!!!
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: This is a fucking joke. Shocking, I know. Read here for an explanation.