BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wario and waluigi were just minding their own business until ...
wario: WHAT'S THAT SOUND???
waluigi: IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE! ...
...loud feet could be heard
- stomp stomp*
bowser: GRRRRRRRR DID YOU KNOW THAT I HATE YOU!!!!???
wario and waluigi: WHAT
bowser: YEP! EVEN MORE THAN MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waluigi: what are you gonna do about it!?
bowser: KILL YOU OFC!
wario and waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
bowser begins to kill wario and waluigi
wario: noooooo! we're almost dead!!
waluigi: have mercy!!!!!!
bowser jr comes
bowser jr: what are you doing?
bowser: killing wario and waluigi!!!!
bowser continues to kill wario and waluigi
bowser jr: HAHAHA!!! KEEP KILLING THEM, PAPA!!!!!!
wario: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waluigi: PLEASE STOP
bowser: NO!!!!!!!…
PEACH MARRIES BOWSER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBBL-t7CKbU
everyone is all happy and cheerful while peach walks down the aisle.
yoshi: everyone... we are gathered here today for the wedding of princess peach and bowser. this may be shocking, but love is love.
peach: i never knew that this day would come and i never knew that i'd love bowser.
bowser: i've been waiting for this day my whole life!!!
toad is seen holding the rings as he approaches peach and bowser. then peach and bowser put the rings on each other's fingers.
yoshi: (looks at peach) do you take bowser to be your lovely wedded husband?
peach: i do!!
yoshi: (looks at bowser) and do you take peach to be your lovely wedded wife?
bowser: i sure as heck do!!
yoshi: and now... i pronounce you husband and wife…