(DMBY Looks at a vandal)
DMBY: Why are you such a DuMBY?
Gabe Newell: Hi. My name is Gaben. I am a HALFexcellent worker
Jillips Entertainment: Holy crap the VaLVE is leaky. Someone fix it pls
Springy Boy: I love SPRINGING to people
Endurable: I can ENDURE anything
FreddyTheEditor: I can say, THE EDITOR team has FREDDY with them.
The Defective Turret: I have been known to be a SON OF A GUN
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