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I made some FNaF haikus, hope you like them :)


Phone Guy haiku:

Freddy is coming

Gotta go work to Wendy

So he kills you then!


Chica haiku:

I got a beak, bae

I can digest your brain up

So put on your pants


Foxy haiku:

I'm not alive

I AM A ROBOT, DEAD

Now stop the fan-art!


Bonnie haiku:

I'm the first you see

Walking around that damn door

Now where's my face?


Freddy haiku:

I'm not active

I will kill you if its dark

See how I shine!


Golden Freddy haiku:

I can destroy you

Just don't flash the light, my friend

Jumping at you, OK?


BB haiku:

HI HI HI HI HI

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

HA HA YOU'RE STUPID


Purple Man haiku:

I came to kill

You can't stop me, I'm deadly!

OH WAIT A TOAST!


Puppet haiku:

I'm listening this

What happened with the tune?

GONNA ASK THE GUARD


As grandpa would say, GG!

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