Introduction[]
So, the Ninety Percent. A series where I react to bad FNaF fanworks, type out my reactions as I watch/read the fanworks, and slowly lose my sanity whilst doing so.
That's all well and good...but what about everyone else? Just because FNaF has one of the loudest and most irritating vocal minorities doesn't mean that other fandoms don't have them too. In fact, all fandoms have a vocal minority - it's just a matter of how loud and how large they are. And believe me, if you thought the stuff on the Ninety Percent was bad...well, let's just say it can get worse. Much. Much. Worse. As if I didn't lose enough faith in humanity already...
I've only covered a small part on this level of internet hell. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the Other Ninety Percent.
Intermission[]
THIS SERIES AIN'T DEAD YET!
Welcome back to the Other Ninety Percent, folks! Now, if you saw the previous entry in the series, you might be wonder what exactly I'm reading. After all, my plan was to go with a suggestion from the comments...and no one commented.
Well, remember the first entry in this series? The one where I read a fanfic about McCree and Pepsiman having BDSM sex with various Pepsi-scented/flavored objects? Yeah...remember this line?
"Please read the prequel"? This thing has a prequel? ...Yeah, I'll save that for later.
Today is the day I read the prequel.
And it also happens to be a Google Doc, so there are no stats. Let's just get to it.
The Fanfic[]
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So he does have both reproduction systems!
Great. Good for you, pal.
Why do you have bondage gear in your closet?
...Is the image supposed to be a representation of his "Pepsi can dick"?
Is it 1203 inches long?
Contradictory orders.
But his skin is silver how do you whip it red
The hell?
The hell?
That mic garble was completely unnecessary.
And there's the sex.
You died...from...screw it, moving on...
That explains the one thrust man line.
Also, nice meme there.
And completely unrelated LazyTown meme slash. Moving on...
...Yeah, that's it.
Conclusion[]
Well, that was about as bad as I expected. Short, but bad.
Up Next:
Underpasta
So, tell me what you think! Do you agree with me, or do you think it's worse than I made it out to be? Do you think it's better than I made it out to be? Do you have any reccomendations (videos, fanfic, ETC)? Let me know!
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