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THIS GUIDEBOOK HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE OVERLORD OF BACON, JILLIPS.


Let's get to it.

STEP 1: Become a pig. In order to do this, you must use shapeshifting skills because reasons. When done correctly, it should look like this:

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STEP 2: Get sliced. In order to do this, you must use a 5 cm long knife on your pig body, and make sure the slices are even in size and stuff.  When done correctly, it should look like this:

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STEP 3: Get cooked. In order to do this, you must put all of your slices on a frying pan. When done correctly, it should look like this: 

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STEP 4: After being cooked for a while, the results should be visible to the human eye.


CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE BECOME A PIECE OF BACON.

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