BEFORE YOU READ - a message to haters
HEY, guess what? NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK! This is a JOKE! Don't like it? THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! Thank you for taking your time to comment on my blog even though you think it's stupid. REALLY, thank you. Hmmph, people these days.
I suggest putting some clothes on before reading this, because nobody wants to see someone naked unless they want to see that somebody naked.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza has Pizza in it.
Pizza has 5 letters.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza has an animatronic called Foxy.
Foxy is a fox.
Fox has 3 letters.
ILLUMINATI HAS THREE SIDES.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza put Foxy out of order therefore he's not a part of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza anymore.
5 - 4 = 1.
ILLUMINATI HAS ONE EYE.