BASED ON A FALSE ENDING TO A FALSE STORY.
THIS IS THE STORY
Jillips decided to conquer DMBY's kingdom. DMBY planned to conquer Jillips' kingdom. They had a big war for like, 3 years, and they were about to fight each other to the death, but HugeClockTowerFan appeared in a magical ceiling bacon and killed them, sending them to BB's Palace. After he created Baceilingtopiaconda, he assembled a team of demons to conquer the world, while DMBY and Jillips were trying to escape BB's Palace. They ran into Nick the Endoskeleton's army, and almost died, but they managed to defeat Nick and BB (with Foxy Oh Foxy the pirate, Dayshift Watcher: Mike Schmidt and TheGuyNamedTom's help) and return to the real world, only to find out that HugeClock has already taken over the world.
NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Nothing really happened.
But then, DMBY realized that they have to fight HugeClock and restore peace to the gala-
"DMBY, you're hallucinating about Star Wars again", said Jillips.
"Oop, sorry", said DMBY.
Anyways, they were about to fight an entire army of baceilderinions, a gang of demons, and possibly HugeClock himself, with nothing but DMBY's costume teeth and Jillips' glasses. There was no way they're going to win this battle. (Fun fact - THEY DID)
But suddenly, DMBY's and Jillips' armies reappeared because reasons, and DMBY and Jillips got their stuff back.
The battle for the world has begun.
DMBY and Jillips were slashing, punching, sometimes even BITING, and destroying everything they could. Foxy Oh Foxy, Dayshift and Tom were pretty helpful as well - they madly slashed at the enemy, hitting everything (except for DMBY and Jillips lol). But sadly, there was still the gang of demons to worry about. But since I want DMBY and Jillips to win, I took care of it.
Suddenly, Star the Adventurer fell from the sky and made every demon explode because reasons. And so, HugeClock's army was finally defeated. There was only one more enemy to take care of.
After 1 hour of climbing the sky without a ladder cuz magic powers, DMBY and Jillips finally managed to get to the top of the baceiling clock tower, only to find HugeClock with a huge set of scissors and being about 8 feet tall - HugeClock has unleashed his mega form upon the world. It looked something like this (only with scissors):
So yeah, they were just standing there for about 5 minutes, and then they realized that they're supposed to kill each other...
...So, without even thinking, DMBY and Jillips charged at the one winged Tyler.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
It was a VERY hard battle.
No matter how hard DMBY and Jillips slashed, stabbed or zapped, Tyler just kept regenerating. It was a battle they couldn't win.
But then, the impossible happened.
Out of nowhere, a blanket appeared because reasons in DMBY's hands. It took each one of them about 3 seconds to realize what's happening. Tyler's eyes widened in horror as Jillips kicked DMBY onto him.
His words were cut off as DMBY covered him with the blanket.
Tyler was screaming in pain, but it didn't really help the situation. He was lost. After 1 minute of screaming, Tyler and everything he created exploded, and DMBY and Jillips were left alone, in the middle of the battlefield, with the bodies of the demons lying around them
For 3 minutes, they just stared at each other.
"So... where were we?", asked DMBY.
"I think we were about to kill each other", replied Jillips.
They pulled out their weapons and charged at each other.
And so, the war began - AGAIN.
THE END ...OR IS IT?
YES, THAT'S THE END FOR NOW, GUYS! DON'T FORGET TO CHECK TYLER'S SERIES, WHICH TELLS HIS SIDE OF THE STORY!
AND STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 2!