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One day, Bonnie was heading to kill the security gaurd, a usual. But then, he saw something red and gray fly our of the office. It had this weird green glow. The office door was closed shut, and there was a piece of bacon on the floor.

Metal Bacon.

Bonnie decided to consult Foxy about this bacon. He walked to pirates cove.

"Foxy, I found some bacon-" he said, trying to walk inside, but Foxy pushed him back.

"No." Foxy demanded. Bonnie looked at him sternly. "Dude, this isn't about the fangirls trying to ship you with Chica, even though it's like, the worst ship ever but people still ship you."

"Then what are ye here to talk bout', matey?"

"This bacon. It doesn't look normal."

"Where did tis' bacon come from?"

"Mike's office."

"The lad... I'll go knock on his door."

Foxy ran down the hall, Bonnie following him. Foxy knocked on the door.

"LAD DO YE KNOW ANYTHIN' ABOUT TIS' BACON?"

"UM NO." Mike shouted from the office.

The two walked back, to find Chica in the Dining room.

"Chica do you know anything about this bacon?"

"No," Chica looked at Bonnie weirdly. "Maybe you should go ask Jillips about it, he is the overlord of bacon after all-"

"Chica." Freddy said with a facepalm, walking of the stage "Stop breaking the fourth wall."

Chica gasped. "Maybe TastyBaconStrip would know something about it! HE HAS BACON IN HIS NAME FOR THE LOVE OF PURPLE GUY."

Golden Freddy teleported out of nowhere and laughed. "Hey guys, what you talkin' about?"

"This weird bacon," Bonnie said. "It's glowing."

"Don't look at me, I didn't do anything."

"Shut up, Goldie," Foxy growled. "Go ride Pauline or something."

"NO!" Gold shouted. "YOU MUSN'T LET THE READERS KNOW I HAVE A PET UNICORN-"

Suddenly, all the readers burst into laughter because Goldie has a pet unicorn named Pauline, so his face went red and he teleported away.

"Um, I'm just going to eat this Bacon." Bonnie shrugged, and he ate the bacon, and turned into a pile of skittles.

"SKITTLES TOUCH" Chica screamed and she ran away. So did Foxy."

Freddy ate some skittles and tried to leave, but then Bonnie regenerated, but he didn't have his face.

"FREDDY MY FAZFUDGING HEAD IS GONE."

"USE ONE OF THE SPARES YOU FAZFUDGING PEICE OF PIZZA"

"BUT ITS NOT THE SAME"

"Let me guess.

You want me..

to go find your fazfudging head."

"...Yes."

"I fazfudging hate you"

So, Freddy left to find Bonnie's head

~TWO REALLY LAME HOURS LATER~

"Are you ready for Heady?" Freddy said, totally making a head pun on his own catchphrase."

"...Yes."

Freddy put on Bonnie's head.

"I LOVE YOU FREDDY"

"Ew gross. No Bonnie."

"Okay..."

So Bonnie vowed to never eat Bacon again, and it's also why Bonnie needs to observe the Bacon Chica puts on the Pizza so nobody will ever turn into Skittles again.

~THE END~

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